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Well, its that time of year again when people spend obscene amounts of cash on their kids and everyone panics because the shops are going to be closed for ONE WHOLE DAY!!!! I've never quite understood it. Another thing I can't understand is why people really want to glue tacky plastic and cardboard trimmings to the ceiling, light up the outside of their house with millions of tiny lights so that it can be seen from space and what the hell possesses people to go around knocking other people's doors demanding cash for singing not only terrible songs, but sung badly!? Cliff Richard can stick his mistletoe and wine where the sun don't shine!
No doubt you'll now be thinking, "what a miserable sod" - and you'd be right. It's not all bad I suppose, at least there's a few days off from work but then there's the sodding fact that I'M ALWAYS ILL OVER CHRISTMAS!!! Why? There must be something about Christmas I'm allergic to.
I'm going to start a protest next year - cancel Christmas for the benefit of mankind. You know it makes sense.
